An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...

Topics: Ex Girlfriend Quotes, Jokes Quotes

Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture.

Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture.

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.

Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.

Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure...

Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure...

The moment when you see your ex again after so much time and it brings...

The moment when you see your ex again after so much time and it brings...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...

I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than...

I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than...

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash.

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash.

I don't make mistakes...I date them.

I don't make mistakes...I date them.

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

Shot through the heart, And youre to blame, Darlin, You give love a bad name.

Shot through the heart, And youre to blame, Darlin, You give love a bad name.

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go...

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go...

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...