An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...

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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new...

I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new...

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash.

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash.

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up,...

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up,...

Stop going back to the one who brings you more pain than happiness. It's not...

Stop going back to the one who brings you more pain than happiness. It's not...

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The moment when you see your ex again after so much time and it brings...

The moment when you see your ex again after so much time and it brings...

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.

Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.

I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than...

I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than...

Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure...

Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure...

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a...

I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I...

So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I...