I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched all of them talk, and listened to them and seen them and I'm not interested in politics. If you watch them and listen to them…

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See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the...

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value