All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

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I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

I left home because I was hungry.

I left home because I was hungry.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

Congress: Bingo with billions

Congress: Bingo with billions

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

Action may not bring happiness but there is no happiness without action.

Action may not bring happiness but there is no happiness without action.

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience...

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience...

The pursuit of happiness, which American citizens are obliged to undertake, tends to involve them...

The pursuit of happiness, which American citizens are obliged to undertake, tends to involve them...

Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely...

Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely...

Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but...

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...