God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
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If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...
Congress: Bingo with billions.
Congress: Bingo with billions
I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...
I left home because I was hungry.
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.