If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your…

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No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

Congress: Bingo with billions

Congress: Bingo with billions

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

I left home because I was hungry.

I left home because I was hungry.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

If you want to be happy, be.

If you want to be happy, be.

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true...

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true...

In the life of each of us, I said to myself, 'There is a place...

In the life of each of us, I said to myself, 'There is a place...

Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well-deceived

Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well-deceived

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of...

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of...

The greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of morals and legislation

The greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of morals and legislation

He is happy that knoweth not himself to be otherwise.

He is happy that knoweth not himself to be otherwise.