Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Quote by Red Skelton

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If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

Congress: Bingo with billions

Congress: Bingo with billions

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

I left home because I was hungry.

I left home because I was hungry.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.