Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
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I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
Congress: Bingo with billions.
Congress: Bingo with billions
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
I left home because I was hungry.
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...
Happiness is not pleasure, it is victory.
Many persons have the wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained...
Happiness consists more in the small conveniences of pleasures that occur every day, than in...
Happiness is composed of misfortunes avoided.
All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we...
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
Strength is Happiness. Strength is itself victory. In weakness and cowardice there is no happiness....