Quotes by Red Skelton

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

#Friends

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

#Happiness

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

#Happiness

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

#Happiness

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

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No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

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If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

#Red Skelton

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

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I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

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I left home because I was hungry.

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His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

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Congress: Bingo with billions.

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