Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God,...
The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is...
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from...
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that...
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
No one in this world has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the...
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know...
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she...
I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe...
Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no...
There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But...
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together....
To be in love is merely to be in a perpetual state of anesthesia.