Quotes by H L Mencken

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

#Love

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

#Love

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

#Funny

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that...

#Life

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from...

#Funny

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

#Funny

The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is...

#God

It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God,...

#God

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

#Funny, #Politics

For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together....

#Friends

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

#Government

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But...

#Humor