I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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So many books, so little time.

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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