Picture quotes about Humor
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...— Click to enlarge —
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...— Click to enlarge —
Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.— Click to enlarge —
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...— Click to enlarge —
If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...— Click to enlarge —
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...— Click to enlarge —
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.— Click to enlarge —
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer— Click to enlarge —
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.— Click to enlarge —
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.— Click to enlarge —
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...— Click to enlarge —
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...— Click to enlarge —