When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Picture Quote by Albert Einstein

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

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In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.

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The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.

The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who...

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The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who...

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

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Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

The bitter and the sweet come from the outside the hard from within from one's...

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The bitter and the sweet come from the outside the hard from within from one's...

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall...

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When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall...

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research,...

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If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research,...

Imagination is more important than knowledge

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Imagination is more important than knowledge

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere

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Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

Everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

Work is the only thing that gives substance to life.

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Work is the only thing that gives substance to life.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

They say real girl aren't perfect. Perfect girls arent' real

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They say real girl aren't perfect. Perfect girls arent' real

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that...

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When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that...

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...