Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Picture Quote by John Wayne

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

Courage is being scare to death but saddling up anyway

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Courage is being scare to death but saddling up anyway

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Reality continues to ruin my life

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Reality continues to ruin my life

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

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I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

I am not afraid to walk this world alone.

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I am not afraid to walk this world alone.