Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Picture Quote by Thomas Stephen Szasz

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Inspirational Picture Quotes

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

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A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Reality continues to ruin my life

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Reality continues to ruin my life

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

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Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I...

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Storms don't last forever.

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Storms don't last forever.

Change requires change.

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Change requires change.