Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Picture Quote by Thomas Stephen Szasz

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Inspirational Picture Quotes

Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

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Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve...

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

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A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

Be miserable.. or motivate yourself, the choice is always yours

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Be miserable.. or motivate yourself, the choice is always yours

Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man...

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Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man...