Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I...

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Reality continues to ruin my life

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

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