When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

Picture Quote by Groucho Marx

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

Topics: Friends Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Jail Picture Quotes

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

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I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

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A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when...

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It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when...

It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

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It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind

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An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind

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Find what you love and let it kill you.