I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again. "So he can sneak up on people,"...

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

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