Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Politics Picture Quotes

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

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There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you.

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Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you.

Truth only means something when it's hard to admit.

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Truth only means something when it's hard to admit.