Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Politics Picture Quotes

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

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Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.