Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Politics Picture Quotes

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

People are like Music; some speak the truth and others are just noise

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People are like Music; some speak the truth and others are just noise

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that...

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When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that...