Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Politics Picture Quotes

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.