Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Picture Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Telekinetics Picture Quotes

Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after...

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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after...

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way...

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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way...

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over....

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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over....

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

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A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack....

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â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand