Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Picture Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Telekinetics Picture Quotes

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way...

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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way...

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over....

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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over....

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after...

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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after...

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come...

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“Begin at the beginning,

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack....

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...