I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnâ€™t know.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnâ€™t know.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Knowledge Picture Quotes

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

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Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

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Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

Age ain't nothing but a number when it comes to loving someone.

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Age ain't nothing but a number when it comes to loving someone.