When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Picture Quote by Cathy Guisewite

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new...

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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new...

The beauty of a heart of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,...

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The beauty of a heart of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,...

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

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Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

My eyes are my favourite part of me - not for how they look, but...

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My eyes are my favourite part of me - not for how they look, but...

People can lie with their words. But not with their eyes

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People can lie with their words. But not with their eyes

Anyone can catch your eyes but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

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Anyone can catch your eyes but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

Open your eyes an see the beauty

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Open your eyes an see the beauty

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

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You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...