Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

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I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

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It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

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If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

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You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as...

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When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as...

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

All mankind... being all equal and independent, no one ought to harm another in his...

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All mankind... being all equal and independent, no one ought to harm another in his...

It isn't the great big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal...

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It isn't the great big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal...