Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

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I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

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On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is "funny and...

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This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is

The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

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The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you...

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Never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you...

I don't care if anyone does not like me. I was not born in this...

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I don't care if anyone does not like me. I was not born in this...

He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it easier to do it...

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He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it easier to do it...

It isn't the great big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal...

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It isn't the great big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal...