Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

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Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

If you want to know where your heart is look to where your mind goes...

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If you want to know where your heart is look to where your mind goes...

Don't change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love...

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Don't change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love...

He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it easier to do it...

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He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it easier to do it...

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

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The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do