Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

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Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

People can lie with their words. But not with their eyes

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People can lie with their words. But not with their eyes

Anyone can catch your eyes but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

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Anyone can catch your eyes but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new...

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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new...

My eyes are my favourite part of me - not for how they look, but...

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My eyes are my favourite part of me - not for how they look, but...

Open your eyes an see the beauty

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Open your eyes an see the beauty

The beauty of a heart of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,...

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The beauty of a heart of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,...

New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

Be open to whatever comes next

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Be open to whatever comes next