We go together like copy and paste

We go together like copy and paste

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

— view —

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

— view —

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

— view —

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

— view —

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

— view —

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

When nothing goes right.... go left.

— view —

When nothing goes right.... go left.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

— view —

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

— view —

There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

— view —

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living...

— view —

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living...

I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

— view —

I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

— view —

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

— view —

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

— view —

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

— view —

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

— view —

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

— view —

Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

— view —

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

— view —

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

Be careful of what you say a girl remembers everything.

— view —

Be careful of what you say a girl remembers everything.