We go together like copy and paste

We go together like copy and paste

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

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It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

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I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

A big bear hug for you.

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A big bear hug for you.

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...

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Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...