We go together like copy and paste

We go together like copy and paste

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

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I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

A wife says to her husband "I want you to whisper dirty things in my...

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A wife says to her husband

Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

A big bear hug for you.

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A big bear hug for you.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

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If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers.

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The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers.

Never get tired of doing little things for others. For sometimes, those little thing occupy...

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Never get tired of doing little things for others. For sometimes, those little thing occupy...