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Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

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I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

In love, somehow, a manâ€™s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

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In love, somehow, a manâ€™s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

If you succeed in cheating someone. Don't think that the person is a fool. Realize...

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If you succeed in cheating someone. Don't think that the person is a fool. Realize...

Love doesn't hurt. Loving the wrong person does

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Love doesn't hurt. Loving the wrong person does