We go together like copy and paste

We go together like copy and paste

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

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I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

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If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love reminds you that nothing else matters

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Love reminds you that nothing else matters

You don't want to live your life and then meet someone. You want to share...

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You don't want to live your life and then meet someone. You want to share...