We go together like copy and paste

We go together like copy and paste

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

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If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

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Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

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I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

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Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get...

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How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe.

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull...

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There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull...

Embrace and love your body, it is the most amazing thing you will ever own

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Embrace and love your body, it is the most amazing thing you will ever own