We go together like copy and paste

We go together like copy and paste

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

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Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

When someone loves you they don't have to say it, you can tell by the...

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When someone loves you they don't have to say it, you can tell by the...

When you look at your life the greatest happiness are family happinesses.

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When you look at your life the greatest happiness are family happinesses.