It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you

It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

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A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

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Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

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If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

We go together like copy and paste

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We go together like copy and paste

How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get...

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How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.

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You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.

Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway

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Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway

If you were the one who wrecked things, apologizing sincerely is a good way to...

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If you were the one who wrecked things, apologizing sincerely is a good way to...