It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you

It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you

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I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

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I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

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You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

If you want to know where your heart is look to where your mind goes...

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If you want to know where your heart is look to where your mind goes...

I don't care if anyone does not like me. I was not born in this...

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I don't care if anyone does not like me. I was not born in this...

When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as...

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When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as...