It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you

It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you

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A big bear hug for you.

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A big bear hug for you.

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

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Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

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When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

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The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

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It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.

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You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.

Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with...

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Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with...