Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

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A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

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Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

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When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

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You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about

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Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about

Success isn't just about what you accomplish in your life, it's about what you inspire...

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Success isn't just about what you accomplish in your life, it's about what you inspire...

No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...