Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to 'unstable'.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to 'unstable'.

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For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

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For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

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On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at...

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Never talk down about your relationship on Facebook. Don't let people know when your home...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say

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You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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When we first met I honestly had no idea that you would be so important...