Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to 'unstable'.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to 'unstable'.

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For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

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Never talk down about your relationship on Facebook. Don't let people know when your home...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

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On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at...

A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

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A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent...