Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?" Joseph: "Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it".

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?" Joseph: "Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it".

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Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to...

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Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to...

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Those who donâ€™t believe in magic Will never find it.

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Those who donâ€™t believe in magic Will never find it.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more...

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more...

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

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May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

Things I love about winter: leaving footprints in the snow

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Things I love about winter: leaving footprints in the snow

Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

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Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas

Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

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Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

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I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

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Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely...

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It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely...

Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you!

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Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you!

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

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Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

Gratitude turns what we have into enough.

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Gratitude turns what we have into enough.

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

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Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!