Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?" Joseph: "Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it".

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?" Joseph: "Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it".

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All I want for Christmas is to be loved by you.

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All I want for Christmas is to be loved by you.

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

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Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

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May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

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The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

If you think I’m gonna eat the world s lousiest Christmas you're crazy

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If you think I’m gonna eat the world s lousiest Christmas you're crazy

Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears...

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Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears...

Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body....

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Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body....

I want snow this Christmas!

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I want snow this Christmas!

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

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Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...

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I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...

This Christmas all I want is true love.

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This Christmas all I want is true love.

The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

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The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

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A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

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Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...