Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?" Joseph: "Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it".

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?" Joseph: "Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it".

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely...

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It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely...

Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

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Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

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Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

Christmas is the spirit of GIVING without a thought of GETTING.

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Christmas is the spirit of GIVING without a thought of GETTING.

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

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No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

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A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

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May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

Peace, Love and Happiness. It's all you need for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!

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Peace, Love and Happiness. It's all you need for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!

Things I love about winter when the tree is the only light in the room.

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Things I love about winter when the tree is the only light in the room.

What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

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What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.

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The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.

My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

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My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

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Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

Most women love old-fashioned finds, on Christmas give her a photo of the two of...

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Most women love old-fashioned finds, on Christmas give her a photo of the two of...

Gratitude turns what we have into enough.

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Gratitude turns what we have into enough.

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...