Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?" Joseph: "Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it".

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?" Joseph: "Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it".

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Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

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Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

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I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body....

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Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body....

Baby it's cold outside so let me wrap you in my arms tonight

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Baby it's cold outside so let me wrap you in my arms tonight

Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like...

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Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like...

This Christmas all I want is true love.

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This Christmas all I want is true love.

May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

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May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

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Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

Wishing you Magic this Christmas

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Wishing you Magic this Christmas

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year...

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Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year...

All I want for Christmas is to be loved by you.

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All I want for Christmas is to be loved by you.

All I want for Christmas is you

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All I want for Christmas is you

Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

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Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

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Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

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What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

Gratitude turns what we have into enough.

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Gratitude turns what we have into enough.

Most women love old-fashioned finds, on Christmas give her a photo of the two of...

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Most women love old-fashioned finds, on Christmas give her a photo of the two of...

Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s mistakes can...

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Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s mistakes can...

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !