Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination. To increase population of the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration.

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination. To increase population of the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration.

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

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If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

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I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

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I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe.

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...

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As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

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Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

In sex there's nothing new unless there's someone new.

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In sex there's nothing new unless there's someone new.

A man in a relationship trades intimacy to get sex. A woman in a relationship...

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A man in a relationship trades intimacy to get sex. A woman in a relationship...

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it