Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination. To increase population of the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration.

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination. To increase population of the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration.

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wifeâ€™s mistakes can...

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Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wifeâ€™s mistakes can...

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

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Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

Joy, you have to start drinking again. Like life, you are very hard to take...

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Joy, you have to start drinking again. Like life, you are very hard to take...

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

When having a one-night stand, men are less choosy than women when it comes to...

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When having a one-night stand, men are less choosy than women when it comes to...

Physics is like sex sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why...

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Physics is like sex sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why...

Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...

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Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...