Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Truth Picture Quotes

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

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Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

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Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

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Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when...

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It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when...

Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you.

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Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you.

I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.

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I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.