Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Truth Picture Quotes

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

We lie to ourselves because the truth. The truth freaking hurts.

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We lie to ourselves because the truth. The truth freaking hurts.

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it...

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Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it...