Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is "funny and...

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This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

I can always make you smile

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I can always make you smile

Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Your naked body should belong only to those who fall in love with your naked...

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Your naked body should belong only to those who fall in love with your naked...

You know you are in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally...

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You know you are in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally...