Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

A big bear hug for you.

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A big bear hug for you.

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

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Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

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I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

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Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

Sex without love is like food without taste

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Sex without love is like food without taste

Your naked body should belong only to those who fall in love with your naked...

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Your naked body should belong only to those who fall in love with your naked...

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

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The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.