Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

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A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

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Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the...

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Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the...

Nothing makes you forget about love like sex.

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Nothing makes you forget about love like sex.

If you're going to do something tonight, that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...

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If you're going to do something tonight, that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...