Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Sex Picture Quotes, Sleep Picture Quotes

A wife says to her husband "I want you to whisper dirty things in my...

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A wife says to her husband

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

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You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" when opening up a door was created by...

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I'm pretty sure the whole

No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

In a way it's like sex is the easy part, giving your heart to someone,...

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In a way it's like sex is the easy part, giving your heart to someone,...

Sex is a beautiful thing. It's just certain people use it wrong.

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Sex is a beautiful thing. It's just certain people use it wrong.

It's hard to sleep at night when there's so many thoughts going through your head.

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It's hard to sleep at night when there's so many thoughts going through your head.