Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you have too much of it, You start to act STUPID

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you have too much of it, You start to act STUPID

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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

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When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

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Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or...

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No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or...

The only one who can make you happy is you and the only one who...

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The only one who can make you happy is you and the only one who...

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...