Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you have too much of it, You start to act STUPID

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you have too much of it, You start to act STUPID

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

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I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

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When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal...

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The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life;...

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Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life;...

The first duty of love is to listen

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The first duty of love is to listen

She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.

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She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.