I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book

Picture Quote by Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

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What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

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Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

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Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Some people say, â€œNever let them see you cry.â€ I say, if youâ€™re so mad...

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Some people say, â€œNever let them see you cry.â€ I say, if youâ€™re so mad...

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you...

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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you...