I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book

Picture Quote by Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

You're going to come across people in your life who will say all the right...

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You're going to come across people in your life who will say all the right...

To find a friend one must close one eye. To keep him two.

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To find a friend one must close one eye. To keep him two.

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.

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The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you...

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Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you...

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I...

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Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I...

Love overflows and joy never ends in a home thats blesses with family and friends

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Love overflows and joy never ends in a home thats blesses with family and friends

You can't fool friends, that's what makes them friends.

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You can't fool friends, that's what makes them friends.

Never ignore your friends just because you're in a relationship.

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Never ignore your friends just because you're in a relationship.

A best friend will spread your secrets but for all the right reasons

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A best friend will spread your secrets but for all the right reasons

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone

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If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone

Liking someone doesn't mean you have to be lovers, sometimes you just have to be...

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Liking someone doesn't mean you have to be lovers, sometimes you just have to be...

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.