The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Picture Quote by Douglas Adams

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

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Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...