Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

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May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

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This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

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Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

I hear it's offensive to say Merry Christmas? Well it it bothers you then... Merry...

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I hear it's offensive to say Merry Christmas? Well it it bothers you then... Merry...

Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

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Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

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The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

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When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

Most women love old-fashioned finds, on Christmas give her a photo of the two of...

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Most women love old-fashioned finds, on Christmas give her a photo of the two of...

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.

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Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.

Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

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Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

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Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

I want snow this Christmas!

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I want snow this Christmas!

Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl....

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Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl....

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

Dear Santa, I've been good all ..

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Dear Santa, I've been good all ..