Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more...

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more...

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.

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Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year...

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Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year...

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a...

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There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a...

Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

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Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

I hear it's offensive to say Merry Christmas? Well it it bothers you then... Merry...

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I hear it's offensive to say Merry Christmas? Well it it bothers you then... Merry...

I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

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I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

All I want for Christmas is you

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All I want for Christmas is you

Christmas hugs! Take one and pass me on. Hurry before I melt!

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Christmas hugs! Take one and pass me on. Hurry before I melt!

On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

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On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

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No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

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Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

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Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

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Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas