Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

Topics: Christmas Picture Quotes, Funny Christmas Picture Quotes, santa Picture Quotes

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

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The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

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Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

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Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

Baby it's cold outside so let me wrap you in my arms tonight

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Baby it's cold outside so let me wrap you in my arms tonight

Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

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Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

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Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

All I want for Christmas is you

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All I want for Christmas is you

I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how...

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I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how...

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

Santa won't you bring me the one I really need Won't you please bring me...

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Santa won't you bring me the one I really need Won't you please bring me...

I could never feel the winter cold as long as I have you to hold.

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I could never feel the winter cold as long as I have you to hold.

I love Christmas I love giving gifts. I love the scent of pine. I love...

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I love Christmas I love giving gifts. I love the scent of pine. I love...

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

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Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?