Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

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Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.

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Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

C- Create a family of friends whom you can share yours hopes dreams sorrows and...

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C- Create a family of friends whom you can share yours hopes dreams sorrows and...

I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

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I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

This Christmas, mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it...

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This Christmas, mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it...

Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

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Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

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Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

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Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

Hope your holidays are filled with love!

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Hope your holidays are filled with love!

No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

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No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

If you think I’m gonna eat the world s lousiest Christmas you're crazy

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If you think I’m gonna eat the world s lousiest Christmas you're crazy

Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

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Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

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Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

Peace, Love and Happiness. It's all you need for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!

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Peace, Love and Happiness. It's all you need for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!

Things I love about winter when the tree is the only light in the room.

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Things I love about winter when the tree is the only light in the room.

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.

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Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.

Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

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Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

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Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

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