Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

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Is that special time of year So we are near

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Is that special time of year So we are near

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year...

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Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year...

May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace

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May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace

Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

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Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

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Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

C- Create a family of friends whom you can share yours hopes dreams sorrows and...

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C- Create a family of friends whom you can share yours hopes dreams sorrows and...

Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

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Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

When I think of the most wonderful moments of Christmas: the warmth, the sharing, the...

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When I think of the most wonderful moments of Christmas: the warmth, the sharing, the...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

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I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

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On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree; the presence of a happy family...

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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree; the presence of a happy family...

Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

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Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

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Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?