Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears the same clothes 3. Beer belly 4. Never replies to your letters

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My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

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My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more...

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more...

C- Create a family of friends whom you can share yours hopes dreams sorrows and...

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C- Create a family of friends whom you can share yours hopes dreams sorrows and...

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

Santa won't you bring me the one I really need Won't you please bring me...

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Santa won't you bring me the one I really need Won't you please bring me...

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a...

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There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a...

This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

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This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

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Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Let's Kiss For Christmas, For our love is strong, Let's Kiss For Christmas, Together is...

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Let's Kiss For Christmas, For our love is strong, Let's Kiss For Christmas, Together is...

Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body....

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Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body....

Hope your holidays are filled with love!

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Hope your holidays are filled with love!

Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

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Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

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Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...