A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

Quote by Rhonda Hansome

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Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it...

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it...

I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I...

I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I...

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by...

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by...

Housekeeping ain't no joke

Housekeeping ain't no joke

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.

It is the privilege of posterity to set matters right between those antagonists who, by...

It is the privilege of posterity to set matters right between those antagonists who, by...

CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was...

CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults...

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults...

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing...

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing...

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to...

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to...

Whenever I can't find something it just happens to magically appears when my mom looks...

Whenever I can't find something it just happens to magically appears when my mom looks...

I know how to do anythingI'm a mom

I know how to do anythingI'm a mom