Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Quote by Yul Brynner

Topics: Funny Quotes, Girls Quotes

I have been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.

I have been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.

Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.

Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.

Whatever you do, don't do it

Whatever you do, don't do it

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by...

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by...

When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it...

When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it...