I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

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Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?

Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case...

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case...

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like...

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like...

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they...

The phrase, working mother, is redundant.

The phrase, working mother, is redundant.

And what's a life? - a weary pilgrimage, Whose glory in one day doth fill...

And what's a life? - a weary pilgrimage, Whose glory in one day doth fill...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasance, age full of...

Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasance, age full of...

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked...

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked...