I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.

Quote by Victoria Adams

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This person they make me out to be irritates the hell out of me as...

This person they make me out to be irritates the hell out of me as...

I love Brazilians. Brazilians ought to be made compulsory at 15.

I love Brazilians. Brazilians ought to be made compulsory at 15.

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do...

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do...

I want a big house with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep...

I want a big house with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep...

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated...

A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated...

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and...

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and...

I fought a killer and didnt even smudge my makeup.

I fought a killer and didnt even smudge my makeup.

A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and...

A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and...

I've got a great sense of humor. Anthony Hopkins

I've got a great sense of humor. Anthony Hopkins

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man.

A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man.

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and...

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and...

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...