This person they make me out to be irritates the hell out of me as well.

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I want a big house with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep...

I want a big house with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep...

I love Brazilians. Brazilians ought to be made compulsory at 15.

I love Brazilians. Brazilians ought to be made compulsory at 15.

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do...

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do...

I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of...

I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of...

Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. Anger...

Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. Anger...

There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get...

There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

A boy is naturally full of humor.

A boy is naturally full of humor.

What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly...

What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly...

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little...

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little...

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I...

I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I...

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to...

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to...

Every book has an intrinsic impossibility, which its writer discovers as soon as his first...

Every book has an intrinsic impossibility, which its writer discovers as soon as his first...

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor.

Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor.