If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

Quote by Alan Alda

Topics: Humor Quotes, Love Quotes, Money Quotes, Relationships Quotes

Be fair with others, but then keep after them until they're fair with you.

Be fair with others, but then keep after them until they're fair with you.

You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not...

You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

Almost everybody that's well-known gets tagged with a nickname.

Almost everybody that's well-known gets tagged with a nickname.

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time...

I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time...

Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them...

Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them...

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because...

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to...

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

When in doubt wear red.

When in doubt wear red.

Doubt is an incentive to truth, and patient inquiry leadeth the way.

Doubt is an incentive to truth, and patient inquiry leadeth the way.