If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

Quote by Alan Alda

Topics: Humor Quotes, Love Quotes, Money Quotes, Relationships Quotes

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

It's not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get...

It's not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get...

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because...

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because...

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to...

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

I've never tried to manipulate my image.

I've never tried to manipulate my image.

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them...

Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them...

You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was...

You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was...

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be...

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be...