I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.

Quote by Victoria Adams

Topics: Humor Quotes

I love Brazilians. Brazilians ought to be made compulsory at 15.

I love Brazilians. Brazilians ought to be made compulsory at 15.

I want a big house with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep...

I want a big house with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep...

This person they make me out to be irritates the hell out of me as...

This person they make me out to be irritates the hell out of me as...

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do...

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do...