I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabo

Topics: Divorce Quotes, Housekeeping Quotes, Women Quotes

Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.

Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.

When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed

When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than...

Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and...

He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and...

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent...

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent...

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about...

I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about...

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault...

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault...

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work.

Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other...

It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other...

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk...

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk...

She even had a kind of special position among men: she was an exception, she...

She even had a kind of special position among men: she was an exception, she...