Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
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American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to...
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you
Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work.
Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault...
That awkward moment when you find out Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce...
It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other...
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...
When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a...
A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but...
My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
Indeed, in many respects she was quite English and was an excellent example of the...
Not only does the English Language borrow words from other languages, it sometimes chases them...
True eloquence consists in saying all that is necessary, and nothing but what is necessary.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.