They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

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Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be',...

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be',...

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling...

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling...

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He...

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He...

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

I model irregular clothing.

I model irregular clothing.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed...

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed...

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they...

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they...

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out...

I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out...

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was...

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was...