When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

Quote by Janeane Garofalo

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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

Only in America do these peasants, our mothers, get their hair dyed platinum at the...

Only in America do these peasants, our mothers, get their hair dyed platinum at the...

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport...

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport...

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is...

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is...

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Every choice moves us closer to or farther away from something. Where are your choices...

Every choice moves us closer to or farther away from something. Where are your choices...