Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone or to know that you're being the one counted upon? Anyway, there's this part that goes: if equal…

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I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.