The phrase, working mother, is redundant.

Quote by Jane Sellman

Topics: Funny Quotes, Mom Quotes

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no...

Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no...

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My...

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My...

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in...

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in...

Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one...

Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one...

Age, I do abhor thee, youth, I do adore thee.

Age, I do abhor thee, youth, I do adore thee.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at...

Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at...

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of...

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of...

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new...

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new...

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait...

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty...

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his...

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his...

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is...

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is...

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.