If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

Quote by Lenny Bruce

Topics: People Quotes, Trying Quotes

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

There are never enough I Love You's.

There are never enough I Love You's.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake...

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake...

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil,...

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil,...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

The religion of the future will be a cosmic religion. The religion which based on...

The religion of the future will be a cosmic religion. The religion which based on...

Too many activists have convinced themselves that they have a monopoly on truth. A little...

Too many activists have convinced themselves that they have a monopoly on truth. A little...

When you give religiously inspired zealots weapons of mass destruction and you promise them that...

When you give religiously inspired zealots weapons of mass destruction and you promise them that...

We class schools into four grades: leading school, first-rate school, good school and school.

We class schools into four grades: leading school, first-rate school, good school and school.