If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

Quote by Lenny Bruce

Topics: People Quotes, Trying Quotes

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

There are never enough I Love You's.

There are never enough I Love You's.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake...

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they...

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Group projects: One person does all the work. Everyone takes credit.

Group projects: One person does all the work. Everyone takes credit.