When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Quote by Elayne Boosler

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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus...

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus...

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

I venerate old age; and I love not the man who can look without emotion...

I venerate old age; and I love not the man who can look without emotion...

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings...

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings...

I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that...

I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that...

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work...

We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work...

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...

Very little of the great cruelty shown by men can really be attributed to cruel...

Very little of the great cruelty shown by men can really be attributed to cruel...

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses