The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...