Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?" Joseph: "Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it".

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?" Joseph: "Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it".

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May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

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May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

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Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

Christmas hugs! Take one and pass me on. Hurry before I melt!

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Christmas hugs! Take one and pass me on. Hurry before I melt!

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year...

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Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year...

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

Those who donâ€™t believe in magic Will never find it.

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Those who donâ€™t believe in magic Will never find it.

Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

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Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

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Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

I love winter for finding the perfect present for someone.

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I love winter for finding the perfect present for someone.

All I want for Christmas is you

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All I want for Christmas is you

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

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No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

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Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears...

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Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears...

I could never feel the winter cold as long as I have you to hold.

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I could never feel the winter cold as long as I have you to hold.

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

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Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

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Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

Santa won't you bring me the one I really need Won't you please bring me...

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Santa won't you bring me the one I really need Won't you please bring me...

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.